is your dog fixed?

Despite eating a whole chicken yesterday, Jerome feels awesome 24 hours later.

Yup. Chicken diarrhea fest has begun.

I has a flavr.

Crap! Mike Rowe is a car company shill now?!

RT @AmberMcD: WOW! Recipe for #Vegan Twix Bars http://bit.ly/1WGiie They look divine!

It’s officially the season of Xmas.

Aaaaactually Murph has grey hair on his wiener. @neamhspleach @dmfarley

Chocolate espresso truffles and an American Spirit.

The Columbia Heights fountain isn’t as fun without Jerome.

Rode in one of the new Metro railcars this AM. Pretty sweet, actually.

Fuck.

While discussing the economy and Christmas.

Regarding finding a new job before Christmas...
me:: yeah. i know what you mean. fortunately, i have surrounded myself with a bunch of apathetic jews.
him:: ha
me:: but i should still probably try to give them something for some holiday anyway.
him:: are you gonna convert?
me:: from atheism to judaism?
me:: no.

I hate testifying.